Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[vacantlook]

This is fairly funny.

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries.

Some of my favorites:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.

DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.

SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.

HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.

KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

 

[KoshFan]

The one for Firefly is uncomfortably true...

 

[darth_librarian]

It also seems to happen every Friday night in my village. ..

 

[GKarsEye]

My favorites are Demolition Man and Rudy.

 

[Galahad]

LOVE ACTUALLY: Prime Minister risks war with United States over a sexy secretary.

Heck man... I'd have done it! Especially for a hug like this after being away.

Although, this resolution is my favourite and beats it into second place.

 

[Recoil]

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.