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Uncomfortable Plot Summaries


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This is fairly funny.

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries.

Some of my favorites:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.

DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.

SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.

HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.

KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

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