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The Rain in Spain...

Ooh, ooh, I wanna play, too!

As sung by the Zathras brothers to the tune of the Oompa-loompa song from Willy Wonka:

Oompa loompa, doompety doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doompety dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you travel through time?
Affecting the future, no reason or rhyme?
Ruptures in space may look nice from afar,
But soon you won't know when or where you are.
I don't like the look of it.


Temporal rifts are fine every once in a while.
They give me a job and I complain while I smile.
But go back in time and soon you will see,
What was supposed to be The One has now become Three.
Math not Zathras strong point.


Time stabilizers are OK for a bit,
But be very careful or they will be hit.
If they are damaged, it's a real hoot,
Figuring out who's in the blue suit.
I thought it was Sinclair.


"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
Quickly followed by a chorus from "I've Grown Accustomed to her Carapace" no doubt

You people are ALL thoroughly demented...



A ship in a port is safe, but that's not what ships are for.

Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper

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