I thought this was gonna be about the Cop from The Village People getting arrested.
I liked the FARK headline:
Panel of Star Trek experts convene to determine why "Enterprise" failed. Finally emerge from nerd conclave with announcement that it wasn't enough like "Battlestar Galactica"
Personally I thought, "It sucked" was sufficient explanation - except that
Voyager did, too, and it ran a full seven season. "It sucked and it was on the wrong network" was the more likely explanation. Paramount managed to build a network around a "flagship" series which did not appeal to the core demographic that ended up supporting the rest of its series. After the debacle that was
Voyager and the bottomless pit of suck that was
Enterprise when it started (I hear it got better later, but frankly the lost me with the pilot) even the
Trek die hards stopped watching. So the SF fans, who watched nothing on UPN
but Trek stopped tuning in, and the rest of the UPN's audience was watching their other shows but not
Enterprise. The fanatics who had kept
Voyager's ratings just above the cancellation point had deserted the franchise and even Paramount had to admit it. They ran out the string to get the magic 100 episodes needed for syndication and to save face by completing five years and then they pulled the plug as they had to. So
Enterprise's failure wasn't entirely its own.
Voyager had sorely tried the patience of the fan base and the last couple of feature films hadn't helped. If
Enterprise had been spectacularly better than other recent
Trek it might have revived the franchise, but by being just as mediocre at the start, and improving only slightly at the end, it was unable to undo the damage the
Voyager had been busily doing for the seven years before
Enterprise made its bow.
Regards,
Joe