"I get no respect!"

[Sinclair]

\"I get no respect!\"

I was sad to hear this evening that Rodney Dangerfield has passed away at the age of 82.

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

Yes, I was very sad to see it as well. He shall be missed.

 

[Fas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

This is getting depressing now.

I should have been born in the b5 universe, where you get 100 or 120 years to live. Or forever if you are a Vorlon.

 

[hypatia]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

Yes, he could be quite funny. At least he lived a pretty long life. 82 isn't so bad.

 

[GKarsEye]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

 

[hypatia]

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Yea, he was a very funny guy.

 

[Sindatur]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

Very sad to see him go. It seems he led a full young life up until almost the end though. Up until a few months ago, I believe he was still drinking, carousing, chasing women, and all that other stuff, so, he lived life almost his entire life.

 

[GKarsEye]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

The waiter joined me."

 

[GKarsEye]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

 

[KoshN]

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[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

 

[GKarsEye]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

 

[Kraig]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

 

[Kraig]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

 

[hypatia]

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Thanks, guys. Yes, he was the king of self-depreciating one-liners.

 

[The Juche Warrior]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

This is just plain depressing. Both Dangerfield and Gordon Cooper on the same day. Time to go watch Caddyshack and The Right Stuff.

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair."