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Bad B5 puns

GKarsEye

GKarsEye

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Jade, with this post, your knowledge of Zappa's universe, and BBQ expertise, you are moving up the list of the mighty GKarsEye's Coolest B5LR people.

Be careful, Morden is shadowing you!

I've seen that space station B4.

What does President Clarke use to tell time after sunset?
A Night Watch

What do you call a Narn who isn't near you?
A'Far

What does a Narn use for transportation?
D'Kar

What do powerful Centauri get high from?
Reefa

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"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
 
Okay, you've been warned, so if you hate puns and you're still here, it's not my fault. Maybe Antony could give us a groan emoticon to go with this thread... A lot of bad B5 puns have occurred to me over the years, as I'm sure they have to some of you, so I thought we might inflict them on... er I mean share them with one another. But of course none of the best (worst?) of them are coming to me now, so I'll just post a couple, and maybe add more later.

What do Vorlons eat?
Kosh-er food, of course!

What do Rangers have while watching videos?
Beer 'nza.

So go ahead and post your worst, folks!

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You're speaking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Maid Marian
Fluently! Errol Flynn as Robin Hood
You're talking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Arabella Bishop
I trust I'm not obscure. Errol Flynn as Dr. Peter Blood

Pallindromes of the month: Snug was I, ere I saw guns.
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
 
Well, thanks, GKE, and thanks for some good bad puns. I should have known that I could count on you. But where are the others? I only have one more to add for the moment:
Who was the most popular singer to visit B5?
Pak'Ma'Riah Carey

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You're speaking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Maid Marian
Fluently! Errol Flynn as Robin Hood
You're talking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Arabella Bishop
I trust I'm not obscure. Errol Flynn as Dr. Peter Blood

Pallindromes of the month: Snug was I, ere I saw guns.
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.

[This message has been edited by Jade Jaguar (edited December 30, 2001).]
 
I warn you, this is the worst bad pun. I couldn't think of anything else.

B3, B4, B5 -you sunk my BattleShip!

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-With every light is born a shadow-
 
Soccor match between two space stations.

Full time score

Babylon - Five

Deep Space - Nine


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We really do babylon about Babylon 5 way too much, dont' we?

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We're all born as molecules in the hearts of a billion stars, molecules that do not understand politics, policies and differences. In a billion years we, foolish molecules forget who we are and where we came from. Desperate acts of ego. We give ourselves names, fight over lines on maps. And pretend our light is better than everyone else's. The flame reminds us of the piece of those stars that live inside us. A spark that tells us: you should know better. The flame also reminds us that life is precious, as each flame is unique. When it goes out, it's gone forever. And there will never be another quite like it
 
Egads!
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Honestly, I haven't thought of any B5 puns yet.
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I've come up with some HL puns but not any B5 puns. I'll work on it, though.
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I really like the ones so far.

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.
 
What literary place does G'Kar come from?
Narnia

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"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
 
People who make Babylon 5 jokes will be PUNished.

Morden dat, I cannot say!

(Actualy, the Morden pun is a quote from JMS.)
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Do not ascribe your own motivations to others:
At best, it will break your heart.
At worst, it will get you dead."
 
How many Minbari does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change the light bulb, the other delenn a hand.

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"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO" - Taco the Wonderdog, Wit and Wasdom
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yan@ranger.b5lr.com
 
Is Londo straight? Or does he Vir a little?

Maybe that one should be in NC-17...
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Demon
 
Fraid I can't think of any right the now, but I've got enough err 'insperation'.

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Lyta had a little Vorlon
Her skin was pale as snow
And everywhere that Lyta went
Her Vorlon was sure to go.
 
Did you hear about the latest entertainer in the Centaurum?
Her name is Cen-tori Amos.

ust a little bit of Narn-sense
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"I am Grey. I stand between the candle and the star. We are Grey. We stand between the darkness and the light. I come to take the place that has been prepared for me"
 
I'm warning you now, this is just plain retarted and lame...

English: Liter
Ebonics: Lyta

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We're all born as molecules in the hearts of a billion stars, molecules that do not understand politics, policies and differences. In a billion years we, foolish molecules forget who we are and where we came from. Desperate acts of ego. We give ourselves names, fight over lines on maps. And pretend our light is better than everyone else's. The flame reminds us of the piece of those stars that live inside us. A spark that tells us: you should know better. The flame also reminds us that life is precious, as each flame is unique. When it goes out, it's gone forever. And there will never be another quite like it
 
In a similar vein (or vain?), New Englanders may drink a Lyta of water.

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"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
 
When did Sheridan run out of the door on Z'Ha'Dum? Justin time.

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You're speaking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Maid Marian
Fluently! Errol Flynn as Robin Hood
You're talking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Arabella Bishop
I trust I'm not obscure. Errol Flynn as Dr. Peter Blood

Pallindromes of the month: Snug was I, ere I saw guns.
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
 
The Shadows will give you what you want, and even Morden that.

I keep Talia-n' you, I can read your mind, so you'd Bester watch out.



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"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
 
GKarsEye. You take the cake for that last string of pure badness
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We're all born as molecules in the hearts of a billion stars, molecules that do not understand politics, policies and differences. In a billion years we, foolish molecules forget who we are and where we came from. Desperate acts of ego. We give ourselves names, fight over lines on maps. And pretend our light is better than everyone else's. The flame reminds us of the piece of those stars that live inside us. A spark that tells us: you should know better. The flame also reminds us that life is precious, as each flame is unique. When it goes out, it's gone forever. And there will never be another quite like it
 
Marcus my words, I'll do it again.

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"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
 
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