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favourite line?

Along with the "fasten/zip" dialogue from season 1; we also have the "swallow/sip" dialogue from season 4. Interestingly enough, Garibaldi is involved with both...
Mmmm, yup, I did catch that connection when I was watching the Movie the Untouchables, a little while back.

It's all gotta come from somewhere. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Londo Molari - "Mr. Garibaldi, what ever it is, it CAN'T be that bad....." /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

And to backstep:

"I would rather have knawed my arm off than wake her"

Garibaldi - "Awwww, that's sweet."

"NO, you don't understand, she had a voice that could curdle fresh milk......LONDO!!! Looooooooooooondo.
Yes, coming my darling......." /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
Here's a few from S-1 that made me laugh

"Love? Pah. Overrated. Here, look, these are my three
wives: Pestilence, Famine and Death. Do you think I
married them for their personalities? Their personalities
could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages,
every one, but they worked out. They inspired me.
Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what
keeps me here -- 75 lights years away."

-- Londo to Vir in "The War Prayer"

"Good morning. The time is o-four-thirty Earth-standard,
Wednesday, August third, 2258. Personal log shows no
outstanding appointments. Shall I download station-logs
for past six hours?"
"Sure, grab it, store it, shove it."
"Never mind. Why does my mouth always taste like old
carpet in the morning?"
"Unknown. Checking medical logs."

-- Computer and Ivanova in "Signs and Portents"

"I'm still waiting for an explanation, gentlemen."
"Yes, and I'm prepared to give you one, Commander, as
soon as the room stops spinning."
"This station creates gravity by rotation. It never stops
"And you begin to see my problem."

-- Sinclair and Londo in "The Quality of Mercy"
**these qoutes may be off, I am doing this from memeory on there first run

*linnier to sheriden n a transport tube*(not shure on the ep)
Whoo ho?
*glare from sheriden*

Sheriden to bester*
I could nail your head to the table, set it on fire, and feed your remains to the pak,ma,ra

*sheriden to iterrogator*
You say that you can't fight the system, but you say that the truth is subjective, then mabey you can fight the system.

All my life I fight imperialism, and now I am the expanding russian frontier.
but with very nice borders.

All I can remeber at the moment
that last line by franklin would get most people slapped. Ivanova should have back-handed him one /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
"So, how does it feel to make history?"
"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
"G'Kar, you are a depressing person."
"Thank you."

-- Londo and G'Kar in "Rising Star"

"Londo, are you deliberately trying to drive me insane?"
"The universe is already mad, anything else would be redundant."

-- Vir and Londo in "Dust to Dust"
Garibaldi: "Do you know what kind of tests they'll put him through looking for that device?"
Sinclair: "Yes. Come on, let's go."
Londo: "What are those Earth creatures? Long beak, webbed feet, go quack?"
Vir: "Cats?"
Londo: "Yes! I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats!"
(from the blooper reel, at Londo's 30th year of ascension party, SOUL MATES):
Bruce Boxleitner: Sinclair, go!
(entire cast falls over laughing)
5th season:
Byron: "And we will all come together in the end <bang!>"
Room of 20 I'm watching Bab with: "FINALLY!"

Okay, bad taste, but there you are. Londo would have laughed.