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What will the questions be?

"Why do bad things happen to good series?"

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The views expressed in this posting do not reflect in a mirror.
 
"Do you take credit cards?"

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"Why not? Only 1 Human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
 
Pretty funny WombatControl!
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I work in a grocery store, so I thought your question was amusing. At our store, however, we are not allowed to ask that question. (And no our company is not run by Vorlons
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) Our company is run by a bunch of penny pinching suits that want us to use plastic (unless the customer specifically asks for paper) because plastic is cheaper.

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Sheridan to Bester:
And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra.
 
Has anyone seen my Robot?

What's that d@mn Kid think he's doing sitting in the Captain's Chair?

Who let that Kid onto the Bridge?




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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
A Minbari to a human:
Does it look like my bone crest is about to fall off? It feels lose.
Newest light bulb joke:
-How many Vorlons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--None, because they all left and won't be back!
Do you have "pikel" envy?
G'Kar, what are you doing here?
If we have to clean up the Shadow war mess, do I have to clean toilets?


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Sheridan to Bester:
And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>How many Vorlons does it take to screw in a light bulb?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Yes*
 
Here's another silly one:

Do I have to clean up after any Pak'ma'ra?
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Sheridan to Bester:
And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra.
 
"Do you know what you trust you want to serve" come to mind. Or, who do you want to trust to serve what you are? Followed up with, "do you want fries with that?"
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Maybe instead of Questions, thsi time we get Instructions.
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Hold the pickles, hold the

OOPS. Wrong instructions:

How about:
Never ask a question unless you already know the answer.

Never give advice:
If you are wrong, you will be blamed.
If you are right, you will never be forgiven.

Never ask wrong Question.
Never use wrong tool.

Never ask a Pak'Ma'Ra to slow dance.



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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
Are we there yet?
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Sheridan to Bester:
And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra.
 
"Why are we wearing these vests?"

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"So where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within."
 
Do you know the way to San Jose?



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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
Every time I've been on this show before, I've worn a Blue or Brown costume. How come this time wardrobe gave me a RED one?




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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
Why is it so dark out here?

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Sheridan to Bester:
And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra.
 
What is Your Name?
What is Your Quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Marcus, "Well They said I was carrying around a lot of repressed anger.
Lennier, "and?"
Marcus, "I'm not repressed anymore."
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cern:
What is Your Name?
What is Your Quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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African or European??



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"Personal journal, Captain Matthew Gideon, continue. It's now three days since our visitors arrived on behalf of Earthgov's Political Affairs Office. There is apparently some concern with how our work here is being perceived back home. They've been assigned to "help" us. Before their tour is finished, I may have to kill them. Assuming, Lt. Matheson doesn't beat me to it."
 

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