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Scarecrow and Captain Kirk

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Joseph DeMartino

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One of the news tidbits that came out of the San Diego Comic Con was Bruce Boxleitner's announcement that he and William Shatner are collaborating on a project that "looks like a go." No details were given.

The mind boggles.
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Regards,

Joe

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Joseph DeMartino
Sigh Corps
Pat Tallman Division
joseph-demartino@att.net
 
A musical?

An album?-Hey there, Mr. Tamborine man

The apocalypse?

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"The pink ones keep ya from screamin'." Grandpa
 
Captains Sheridan and Kirk as the Odd Couple?

Oh the possibilities.....
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"The war is never completely won. There are always new battles to be fought against the Darkness. Only the names change."
 
A hair transplant from Sheridan to Kirk?

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Not many fishes left in the sea. Not many fishes, just Londo and me.
 
Shatner is arrested for overacting. BB is the lawyer assigned to defend him; even though he knows Shatner is guilty.
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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
BB will play Spock's Gay Younger Brother who falls helplessly in love with James Tiberius...
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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
Actually, they are starting a new DotCom company called Hairline.com which features "name your own price" cosmetic surgery and free transportation to their other new business:

The Z'Ha'Dum Cosmetic Surgery Clinic, Weight loss Spa, Drug & Alcohol Treatment Center and Casino.

50 Spiders, No Waiting.

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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
The mind boggles at the possibilities ...

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"Personal journal, Captain Matthew Gideon, continue. It's now three days since our visitors arrived on behalf of Earthgov's Political Affairs Office. There is apparently some concern with how our work here is being perceived back home. They've been assigned to "help" us. Before their tour is finished, I may have to kill them. Assuming, Lt. Matheson doesn't beat me to it."
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR> Actually, they are starting a new DotCom company called Hairline.com which features "name your own price" cosmetic surgery and free transportation to their other new business:

The Z'Ha'Dum Cosmetic Surgery Clinic, Weight loss Spa, Drug & Alcohol Treatment Center and Casino. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds good. Might want to post that in the B5 Investment Opportunities thread in off-topic. (yes, a shameless plug to save the thread
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I know, I know.)

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Sheridan: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Ivanova: No sir, wouldn't dream of it.
Sheridan: Good, I hate being cheered up. It's depressing.
Ivanova: So in that case we're all going to die horrible, painful, lingering deaths.
Sheridan: Thank you, I feel so much better now.
 
Shatner's time stabilizer is hit. He keeps banging on the horn of his police car, waiting for phaser blasts to shoot out of the headlights, while recording radio commercials.

BB plays his analyst... with a wife from outer space?

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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Shatner is arrested for overacting. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nah. If overacting were actually a criminal offense, Shatner would have gotten The Chair years ago.
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Regards,

Joe

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Joseph DeMartino
Sigh Corps
Pat Tallman Division
joseph-demartino@att.net
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joseph DeMartino:
Nah. If overacting were actually a criminal offense, Shatner would have gotten The Chair years ago.
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Regards,

Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Kirk:

"MUST... CONTINUE... POSTING!!! UGH!"
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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
In an unguarded moment, BB pines aloud for a hit TV series.

In a burst of smoke, Shatner appears in an all-red Star Fleet uniform, adjusting his toupee to hide his horns.

Shatner extends his cloven hoof. He's holding a contract.

"JUST... SIGN... THIS!!!" Shatner emotes. "MUST... SAVE... YOUR CAREER!!! THIS... CONTRACT... THE ONLY WAY!!! GIVES YOU... A... BIG HIT... TV... SHOW!!!! GUARANTEED!! NO... STRINGS... well, just a little one..."

BB takes the contract and studies it. "You mean I won't have to do any more guest shots on 'The Outer Limits?'"



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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
The only thing these two guys have in common is a love of horses, so maybe it's a new version of Bonanza
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BB makes a great cowboy. I can't say the same for Shatner. Maybe they'll dig up Bones' bones and let him play Shatner's part?

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"The war is never completely won. There are always new battles to be fought against the Darkness. Only the names change."

[This message has been edited by Citizen V (edited July 22, 2001).]
 
All-red Star Fleet uniform? Man, he's just asking to get blasted, isn't he?

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"An empty eye sees through to an empty heart." --G'Kar-- "The Long Night"
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>
The only thing these two guys have in common is a love of horses, so maybe it's a new version of Bonanza
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I thought someone Else was already doing the revival of Battlestar Galactica??
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Or did the other people get back on their Anti-Psychotic medication??
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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?
 
A Perfect Strangers movie perhaps?

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All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belong. Now, I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear.
-Ambassador Jeffrey David Sinclair, War Without End
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by G Kar of the Kha Ri:
All-red Star Fleet uniform? Man, he's just asking to get blasted, isn't he?

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... and think about how many people who would pay to see it!



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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
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