Sci-fi author uses quantum flux to explain everything

GKarsEye · Aug 10, 2009

"This is a huge oversimplification, but you can think of it as The Matrix times a million,"

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sci_fi_writer_attributes?utm_source=a-section

Recoil · Aug 10, 2009

LOL

I'm surprised it took The Onion as long as it did to come out with this story.

hypatia · Aug 12, 2009

That is absolutely perfect.

Can a quantum flux have a polarity? If so, can it be reversed?

Jade Jaguar · Aug 12, 2009

It is in flux. It is constantly reversing itself...

KoshFan · Aug 12, 2009

Jade Jaguar said:
It is in flux. It is constantly reversing itself...

Until a temporal anomaly occurs.

hypatia · Aug 14, 2009

But, of course.

Recoil · Aug 14, 2009

Don't forget the Tachyon Particles!

hypatia · Aug 14, 2009

Faster-than-light particles so close to a quantum flux...

I sense some trouble brewing.

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