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I hope this is a joke

Well, maybe this explains where the director got the idea. I have a feeling she's a few thousand Hail Marys behind from her last confession, though.

BTW, does everybody remember her post-sex-tape Saturday Night Live appearance where Jimmy Fallon interviewed her on "Weekend Update"?

JF: Wait, there actually is a Paris Hilton?

PH: Yes, there is.

JF: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?

PH: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.

JF: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.

PH: I'm glad that you've heard that.

JF: Is there double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?

PH: No.

JF: Is the Paris Hilton very roomy?

PH: It might be for you. But most people find it very comfortable.

JF: I'm a VIP, I might need to go through the back entrance.

PH: Doesn't matter who are you – it's not going to happen.

Regards,

Joe
 

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