SOSB: The War of the Feet - Page 2

whitestar90 · February 6th 02, 00:04

Thats pretty good RW now give us some more...

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"When it is time, come to this place, call our name, we will be here" -Walkers of Sigma957

RW7427 · February 6th 02, 12:40

Next up, Chapter 6 Passing through Footsemane

RW and BlackStar landed on Ree'bok. After landing, they disguised themselves as traveling shoe salesmen. With this disguise, they were able to pass through the Foot's capital city without anyone taking notice of them until they met a meek-looking man with a mustache and greying hair in the hallway of a building.

"Greetings, gentlemen. My name is Dustin. Is there anything I can help you with?" the man asked.

"Yeah, could you tell us where the dungeons or wherever you people hold prisoners are?" BlackStar asked eagerly.

"Sorry, I wouldn't know, " Dustin answered. "That's not my department."

"What is your department?" BlackStar asked.

"The Hospitality Department, " the man answered, then offered, "Would you like some tea?"

BlackStar angrily shoved the man and said, "Get out of my way or by God I'll shove you out the nearest airlock!" As he shoved him, Dustin grabbed BlackStar's mask and pulled it off by accident.

"Intruders!" Dustin shouted wide-eyed at the two Rangers. "I must go warn the Clogs!"

"Who are they?" BlackStar asked.

"The Police!" the man answered. "They stomp intruders."

Before he could run off to get the Clogs, BlackStar grabbed Dustin and knocked him unconscious.

"What did you do that for?" RW asked. "How are we going to find out where Kribu is?"

"I just now felt her," BlackStar informed him. "I know where she is."

"How?" RW asked. "Is it because you love each other and love is leading you to her? I have heard of that happening before."

"No." BlackStar answered. "It's because I'm a latent telepath and I just felt her. She's nearby."

"You're a teep?" RW asked incredously. "How come you never told me?"

"I never needed to until now," BlackStar replied. "Now, let's go. Follow me. Kribu's down this hallway."

To be continued

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Dulann: You don't solve your problems by hitting them.
David Martel: Yeah, well, it made me feel better.

FlarnChef · February 7th 02, 10:57

hehehehe..."just felt her"

Takes so little to amuse me!!!

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"...abso-FRAGGIN-lutely, damn it! I have been studying your use of lauguage since our last discussion. Do you approve?"

RW7427 · February 7th 02, 12:33

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FlarnChef:
hehehehe..."just felt her"
Takes so little to amuse me!!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Flarny, whatever are you thinking?

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Dulann: You don't solve your problems by hitting them.
David Martel: Yeah, well, it made me feel better.

RW7427 · February 7th 02, 12:35

Now Chapter 7: Points of Departure

RW and BlackStar strolled down the hallway until they came to a room guarded by two Foot soldiers.

"Kribu's in there," BlackStar pointed.

"How do you know?" RW asked.

I can hear her singing a Rolling Stones tune. Who else here would be doing that?" BlackStar replied.

The two studied the situation until RW said, "I have a plan on how to get her out of there. I'll keep the guards busy, then on my signal, we'll knock them out, grab the keys and unlock the door. Got it?"

"Yeah."

RW walked up to the guards and said, "Greetings gentlefeet. I'm a traveling shoes salesman, and I'd like to interest you in some new shoes."

"We don't need any," one guard said in a grovelly tone.

RW pretended to study them for a moment and then said, "Hmmmm. Well in that case I am also a recreation director. You two look bored. How's about a game of hopscotch?"

The guards' eyes lit up at the mention of the word "hopscotch"
and happily agreed to play. RW drew up the play area and the guards began to hop. RW then gave the signal to BlackStar, who rushed over and punched one guard, knocking him out cold. RW grabbed the other one and pushed him into the wall, banging his head on it and dropped him like a rock.

BlackStar grabbed the keys from one of the guards and unlocked the door to the cell.

"Sta my love!" Kribu shouted and ran to him. "I knew you'd come to save me!"

The two hugged and kissed passionately until RW cleared his throat.

"Get a room you two," he teased.

'We've got one," BlackStar retorted. "Now if you'd go get a Pepsi or something Kribu and I can start making children."

"The heck with that!" Kribu said. "I just want to go back to the salad bar and have some carrots. I like carrots better."

"Well, I'm going through with my plan then," RW announced.

"What's your plan?" Kribu asked.

"Well, you two and the others are going back to the Happy Narn without me," RW informed her. "I'm staying here. I've got a couple of two megaton fusion bombs on my ship. I'll program it to crash into the planet and blow this place to hell. I'll probably end up going to hell with it, but I'm hoping that Borien will be here to bring me back to life like Slappy said he'd do if he was here."

"Okay, have a blast!" Kribu said.

"Tell Borien we said hi," BlackStar said, and with that, he and Kribu left RW there to carry out his plan.

To be continued.....

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Dulann: You don't solve your problems by hitting them.
David Martel: Yeah, well, it made me feel better.

BlackStar · February 7th 02, 22:17

Children are evil.

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"I can only conclude that I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate."
blackstar@welivefortheone.b5lr.com

Babylon-ocholic · February 7th 02, 23:08

I was on the bus today, and a very estute observer told me I was tall, and kind of cute. She then demanded my name.

Blasted 12 year olds.

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Martin: "I should have brought my gun."
Debi: "What?!"
Martin: "Should be fun!" - Grosse Pointe Blank
Slappy's Solar System!

RW7427 · February 7th 02, 23:25

So Slappy, does that mean you only attract little girls? Perhaps I should have added an affair with an older woman for you in my story.

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Dulann: You don't solve your problems by hitting them.
David Martel: Yeah, well, it made me feel better.

Wanderer · February 7th 02, 23:33

sweet story RW...

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Jump to TygirWulfs lair
"The roots of the future are set in the dreams of the past" me

RW7427 · February 7th 02, 23:42

Thank you my crazy friend. There is more to come.

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Dulann: You don't solve your problems by hitting them.
David Martel: Yeah, well, it made me feel better.