Taking this off-topic from the birthday wishes for a sec, but I just -have- to respond to tygirwolf.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>You never use words like "wife" without upseting a portion of your fan world, you know?
*hears hearts breaking in half*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That doesn't stop my best friend's little sisters, who are still obsessed over married (with children?) Backstreet Boys. I certainly don't see the point, especially since the closest they've ever been to the Boys are doctored press photos.
A good amount of the female fan world, however, hears the word "wife" and cheers, just 'cause these days there's too much divorce and not enough "'til death do us part." Especially in the celebrity world - marriages there are like hook-ups in my freshman year dorm...
*returns topic to the regularly-scheduled birthday wishes*
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Channe, Freelance Writer Extraordinaire and the next JMS.
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